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Journey to the lost land of Doo​-​Doo Isle

from North of Hell by Kabal

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Journey to the lost land of Doo-Doo Isle

Written, composed, produced,
mixed & mastered by:Kabal
for Midian Music(c)2019

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“Journey to the lost land of Doo-Doo Isle”

Well I was cold chilling dropping true facts
When I awoke in a land popping ‘doo doo’ raps
I was cooling with my homies smoking ‘on that dust’
Ralph Kramden pulled up in a ‘magic bus’
With Laurel & Hardy, they’re ready to party
& Mr.Peabody was barking malarkey
Eating acid like smarties, slaying Bacardi
Hit a pink corvette and wrecked this bitch named Barbie
Faded Ken too so I rolled five hoolies
Puffing with the critters and the gremlins and the ghoulies
Hit Cheers fast, to drop off 'Norm'
Bitches ditching class to hop on board
Cobra Commander & the Cobra Kai playin’
& now Daniel-San standing like a crane ’kick it!’
Quaid & Kuato got that' blow'
Mr.Roboto is saying Domo Arigato
Fritz the cat meowing twisting up pot
‘We rode for 6 hours then we hit the spot’
Watched Toxie pour shots & dropped 6 more blots
Wore a Michael Myers mask and clocked Dick Warlock
The Keystone cops lost the Cookie crook & crew
They turned to me and said ‘and who the fuck are you?’
I’m Theokoles and Eurynomos
Bruce Lee On L.S.D., see fists of fury in slow mo

Well, King Kong Brody stomping some geek
Bugs Bunny shot Daffy in his goddamn beak
I was smoking with Shaggy & Scooby-Doo
I stole their whole baggy and doobies too
Ruby Tuesday huffed tubes of glue
& now she’s twisting on my pubes like a Rubik’s cube
Q-Bert threw a party, it’s invite only
Grabbed a shovel and started digging up the dead homies...

Rolled with Jay Poole, Polyzotis & Wroblewski
Mike C Got the weed, Poloniato brought the brewskis
Cosby roofied Dan Marino
Up pulls Donnie Darko in a Gran Torino
with Frank the rabbit, cocaine habit sniffing
off of Wonder Woman’s ass grinding in his lap stripping
Real chill party champagne in the air dripping
“Yeah Till’ Marvin Gaye came in there tripping”
Skywalker & Chewbacca bust at Biggie & Pac
Kirk & Spock shocked Ziggy Stardust & Iggy Pop
This party was cursed, ‘I did the smurf’
Went to dip out the back and peeped a long black hearse
It’s was Harold n Kumar & David Hof to the Hassell
hopped in and got a lift ‘from here to White Castle’
Michael Jackson & Jordon seeking sliders with Bison
& Fresh Prince was like “I think I can beat Mike Tyson” when...

M-I-K-E-T-E-E-E
I'm knocking suckers out and that’s the the way it be
Rope-a-doping, jabbing, upper cutting
Throwing big hooks dirty boxing head butting
Blood flowing "on and on and on
like the hot butter on say what? the popcorn’
Deebo stepped & he popped him
the piggies busted in and they all couldn’t stop him
Chase me through the place, had the heater near my waist
So I...‘shot homeboy in that fucking face’

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from North of Hell, released June 26, 2019
KABAL (K.Theodoropolus)

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