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Phat Booty Galz

from 73' by Kabal

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contains samples from:
Queen's "Fat Bottomed Girls",
Sir Mix-a-lot's "Baby Got Back",
HBO's "Eastbound & Down",
Eminem's "Ass like that",
Ice t's "the girl tried to kill me",
& Clive Barker's film "Nightbreed"

lyrics

V1/
Back in 1980 I was scrounging for change,
in my dads sock drawer when i found something strange/
a playboy mag and a penthouse too,
so I took em' to my room and proceeded to drool/
Now i'm actin a fool, chasing girls around school,
in grade 2? just the ones wearing trainging bras dude!/
eyes on the prize, not ass & thighs,
by grade 5 i was an expert at guessing your size/
the bigger the better, the tighter the sweater,
stretched out to the point I can't even read the letters/
chest expert, looking for the next perks,
must increase your bust if you wanna date the sex perv/
travelled to the west end, to see the best 10,
A boob man? No we bonified breast men/
chasing double d's @ 14 found my flow,
butl i was so blind to what was going on down below/

V2/
turned 19, I'm checkin' out new cuts,
I heard mix-a-lot say "I Iike big butts"/
And I agreed more cushion for the pushin,
but i still stumbled around all blinded by bossoms/
then I met a new girl who was flat but damn hard,(and)
"I'll admit that sweet tail pipe of yours did have me charmed"/
but once again in the end she only wanted a friend,
Im back to entity, your titties getting haunted again/
20 to 30, I started digging curvy,
so I flirted & I learned that bigger girls will get dirty/
since that when I pass a phat cat I look back,
my neck snaps cus "I ain't never seen an ass like that"/
2 basketballs almost had me go "pop",
says she loves 69 but has to be on top/
And I was cool with that cus she was ready to thrill me,
but "Man you should seen that ass, this girl tried to kill me"/

(freestyle) [fade out]
now im an ass man, still smoke grass man,
and if you wanna puff u best be coming with the cash man/
not russell oliver, but i want all of her,
clockwork orange cus i'm coming off the gulliver(head)/
my name ain't alex, but still i got gall,
the names kev t. but you can call me kabal/
got balls for the dolls with all the fat asses,
i get your juices flowin' like some sweet molasses/

credits

from 73', released December 12, 2012
Kabal (K.theodoropolus)
Queen (Brian May)

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