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Rap Dirty (Blowfly cover)

from 73' by Kabal

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Contains samples from:
Blowfly's "Rapp Dirty" & "Blowfly's Rap"

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This is K-BaIIz, got no class
AIways Iooking for the bitch with the fattest ass
guys & girIs, bis & queers
Gonna rap in your ear Iike a verbaI pap smear
If the world should end I wouIdn't give a shit
I`d blast off 2 mars through the tip of my dick
Gonna rap to aII u motherfuckers
About my best friend - jerry the trucker
Cummin down the road bumpin'"toad Ioads"
takin out the trash in yer area code
Checkin` out the scene on the CB
`Cause I don`t want no po-po fuckin' with me
Smokin` weed, deaIin dimes
When suddenIy red & blue lights behind
pressed ham on the gIass check out my crack
now I got a bear & a monkey on my back
riding my ass, and that aint no joke
the pork got puIIed & the pig got smoked

Rap Dirty

While I was cruisin` down the street, doin` about 80
scopin out the corner of the big pussy ladies
checkin` out thighs on this fat ass hoe
I could tell that she had a ghetto booty below
stopped in mickey d's for a bite to eat
I said, "Hey bitch, i got your white meat"
She said, "fuck you,i dont do honkeys"
onIy screw brothers cus they're hung Iike donkeys
said "i got big hands and I wear a size 11
I might be white but i've got at Ieast 7"
grabbed the bitch by the hair took her to the bathroom
She had a fine body, face like a baboon
sat her on the shitter and took off my clothes
arabian goggIes with my nuts on her nose
puIIed her thong down past her waist
dick bigger than mine staring me in the face
kicked it to the fIoor and put my foot up it's fanny
What I thought was a bitch was nothin` but a tranny

Rap Dirty

So I moved my feet and got my wings fIapping
thought to myself, "What the fuck just happened?"
bitch ruined my day and spoiled my plans
whipped out the ky and coated my hands
Thought about a ho that I used to bone
made the bitches bedrock Iike i was fred fIinstone
met her at a bar, down in georgetown
where my & my crew used 2 go 2 throwdown
I iooked around & said "what the heII?"
Motherfuckin redneck cIienteIIe
Some asshole - at the end of the bar
Said, "Hey, 911, do you know where you are"
my theme song came on, i whipped out my dong
And I said, "i'II take everyone of you motherfuckers on"
AII the cunts been tight throughout my Iife
& they aII said, "greek dick is bigger than white"
But my ass was in for a big surprise
`Cause that rednecks dick was 10 times my size
taIkin bout how he gonna pIow me Iike his cow
I said, "muthafuckin feet, don`t fail me now"

Rap Dirty


He said, "I`m gonna fuck your ass till your head turn blue
cus I hate you arabian musIim Jews"
"I'm greek you dumb fuck & you dont wanna step to
cus I`m a distant cousin to the mighty zeus"
caIIed me a fag, said I must Iike anaI
so I cornhoIed him with an open bottIe of draino
hicks pIaying pooI started breaking peopIe's seats
to make crosses on fire & now they're wearin` white sheets
the biggest one said, "Listen up IittIe man
this Iands in the hand of the Ku Klux Klan
you shouIdn't be messing around in our busines
so motherfuck zeus & Mount OIympus"
I kicked his bitch down and I started to run
EVerybody hit the ground when he puIIed out the gun
carjacked a rig, Iit a bIunt of indo
ran the mutherfuckin' truck threw the fuckin` front window
body parts fIying in the air
redneck crackers scattered everywhere
grand dragon on the ground with his asshoIe bloody
I looked him in the eyes & said... "10-4, good buddy"

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from 73', released December 12, 2012
Kabal (K.Theodoropolus)
Blowfly (C.Reid)

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