[Eon]
I stalk down the block, grabbin my jock
Scratch crotch what I got from my red light stop
Dead right Hobbes I write rhymes for a livin
Hid my misgivings from my brain was still mssing
[Cage]
Read and study while my boots muddy
So fuckin filthy in Avirex butters look bummy
Think out loud, cause I'm allowed, to stage dive in a crowd
of cannibals with mustard smeared across my eyebrows
[Eon]
Now God blessed me with abnormal tendencies
and granted clemency for illegal chemistry
Ain't worth your weight in molecular structure
Out of work like JFK Jr.'s flight instructor
[Cage]
Went, lookin for exits, and tried to get my head fixed
left with a perforated picture of Jimi Hendrix
See in these days, Cage is like, 54 ways
to get my fuckin money, mega seedless to blaze

[Chorus: Smut Peddlers]
Sluts, gimmicks, ducks you finished
This is dedicated for those medicated minutes
Fuck, image, we stuck on spinach
In a second you'll be checkin into fuckin smut clinics!
Like sluts, gimmicks, ducks you finished
This is dedicated for those medicated minutes
Fuck, image, we stuck on spinach
In a second you'll be checkin into fuckin smut clinics!

[Cage]
I ran up in a wack open mic cafe on stage
So many biters I performed in a shark cage
in dark shades, during the Central Park raids
I walked out with a book of paper and a bag of beige
friends, the camera lens hid behind the shoelace
Get more upskirts than womens tennis for your face
[Eon]
I'm fresh out the box like newborns
This chicken playing with my monkey now we makin zoo porn
Now MC's the Anti-Christ like, Damien thorn
Eric the pass go last & feel the scorn
old man, illest show man, my moldin
With logic equal to fifteen Vulcans
[Cage]
And I'm soakin, face lookin blank
Shoot this little kid up with horse tranq' and send him to the bank
with a 'give me the funds' note, clip's missin from the gun
If he gets slapped then fuck it all I'll split it with my dunns
I shit on crumbs, got a couple thousand sons
that all shoulda been wiped off some jugs or cloggin lungs
[Eon]
Everytime I dabble watch my life unravel
Did I miss an exit to the road less traveled?
Transmit from the depths of the deepest bassment
Through the pavement, up into spaceships
Deathstar creator, I orbit track wars
My appeal spans Rhodes scholars to slackjaws

[Chorus]

[Eon]
Yo, a Peddler show, include a few heathens
From Hoth to Tatooine, you choose the season
Dialect for all these crews and legions
A walking contradiction like "Jews for Jesus"
[Cage]
I spit how the earth taste and pass forms out of place
Galvanize my face and kill for breathin space
Nobody to trace, open the trunk like the case
Light the L off of your body and sweeped you in the face
[Eon]
Yeah I seen old timers became semi-thugs
I got more dizzy spells than Reginald Denny does
Cranium blower, Shea Stadium goer
Hydro cultivator turned uranium grower
[Cage]
I'm the, smut chancellor, got vagina slippers for the floor
Show you and that slut you call wifey hardcore
While I burn off the lips, stacked chew evolve from
I'm down to shoot pop ducks cause I cancelled their cause done

[Chorus]

[Cage]
In a second you'll be checkin into fuckin smut clinics!
In a second you'll be checkin into fuckin smut clinics!