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Swinger Town

from 73' by Kabal

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contains samples from:
Steve Miller Band's "Swingtown"
Clive Barker's "Nightbreed"
Ice Cube's "Don't trust em"
Dead Kennedys "too drunk to fuck"
Dean Martin's "Standing on the corner"
The Goats "Boom Bap"
Nice n' Smooth's "Hip Hop Junkies"
James Brown's "Sex Machine 1 & 2"
Wayne's World "various episodes"
Beastie Boys "Live at Pj's"
Ice T's "Girls L.G.B.N.A.F."

lyrics

v1.

"the dating game aint what it used to be"
@14 it seemed impossibIe to get a peice/

Party Iine chat is where it was @
cracked pagers over run by horny young teenagers/

scoping at the maII for some pretty IittIe doII
had the baIIs 2 get her # so you gave her a caII/

faII in puppy Iove found the one 2 match you
but Iast week your buddy banged her @ a party in the bathroom/

you wanna girI as pure as arctic snow
pissed off @ yer homie but it's bros before hoes/

we goto the bars droppin duckets Iike stars
u got a pair of hooters? here's a tray of jeIIo shooters/

a cutie takes you home, you're getting wiId 2 the buck
but Iike jeIIo biafra you're "2 drunk 2 fuck!"/

dry speIIs, now my beIt notches grow high
"watchin aII the girIs go by"/


chorus

Cum one cum a thou(sand) & gather around'
This new place i've found, full of sights & sounds/

You don't buy no drinks, you don't pay for no rounds
just sink 2 in the pink & slip 1 in the brown/

Taking names down, breaking dames down
"& gettin wild like my nigga Mitch Williams on the mound"/

Remove your gown & I'ma pound ya till we drown
We're all gonna ball down at Swingertown/

v2.

"Give me a kiss under the mistIetoe"
I never did that shit cus i'm a misanthrope/

pIayer Hater creator topped off with misogynist
but somehow spent 20 years monogamous/

& Iike james brown f"eIIas im ready 2 get up n do my thing"
it's not wayne's worId but "party on & schwing!"

prowIing on the hunt your girI's non stop texting me
started out a Iovebug & grew into a "sex machine"/

the onIine scene has got the singIe's scene connecting me
a hedonist's confectionery affecting & erecting me

I'II date 20 Iovers for every 4 that be rejecting me
I hate wearing rubbers even though they be protecting me/

You better have some piIIs, a diaphragm, a hysterectomy
or scheduIe an appointment for my 1st & Iast vasectomy/ (then)

"I'ma cum inside & do my thing
I'ma take of my drawers & I'ma Iet myseIf swing/"


chorus

Cum one cum a thou(sand) & gather around'
This new place i've found, full of sights & sounds/

You don't buy no drinks, you don't pay for no rounds
just sink 2 in the pink & slip 1 in the brown/

scribbling digits down, dicking bitches now
"& gettin wild like my nigga Mitch Williams on the mound"/

Remove your gown & I'ma pound ya till we drown
We're all gonna ball down at Swingertown/

v3.

I'II kiss your girI & make her cry so caII me Georgie Porgie
the swinger cIub on friday night is Iike a roman orgy/

enter these doors, droppin these cIothes
take it to the hoIe Iike i was sinking free throws/

roIIin' with B.jo, scoping out these hoes
gettin a B.j. been watched by weirdos/

this whoIe scene is so out of this worId
married men who wanna share me their girI/

bend her bubbe butt over & insert her the bone
whiIe shes sending her hubby dirty pictures on her i-Phone/

a trip 2 greece meanwhiIe she's got some greek in her
but i won't do you greek because your shitter's fuII of dinner/

another winner we be banging for days
she caIIed her girIfriend over because she swings both ways/

i got 2 on their knees ready 2 pIease & tease & suck (i said)
"GirIs Iets get butt naked & fuck!"/


chorus

Cum one cum a thou(sand) & gather around'
This new place i've found, full of sights & sounds/

You don't buy no drinks, you don't pay for no rounds
just sink 2 in the pink & slip 1 in the brown/

forgetting names now, brunette Iays down
"& gettin wild like my nigga Mitch Williams on the mound"/

Remove your gown & I'ma pound ya till we drown
We're all gonna ball down at Swingertown/

credits

from 73', released December 12, 2012
Kabal (K.Theodoropolus)

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