The Baddest Stories Ever Told

by Kabal

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1.	01 - INTRO (Cyco Ward) 03:21	info	buy track
2.	02 - FOREWARD (A Brown Note To The Listener) 01:56	info	buy track
3.	03 - CHAPTER ONE (Memoirs Of A Pre-School Bully) 03:15	info	buy track
4.	04 - SKIT (Testimonials) (free) 00:14	info	download
5.	05 - ACCIDENT PRONE 01:06	info	buy track
6.	06 - SKIT (Mysterious Scribblings) (free) 00:44	info	download
7.	07 - THE WALL 03:19	info	buy track
8.	08 - BEEP BEEP 00:56	info	buy track
9.	09 - COMMERCIAL BREAK # 1 (Pinky's Records) (free) 00:58	info	download
10.	10 - D.D.T. (Desire, Determination, Tribulations) 01:58	info	buy track
11.	11 - SKIT (A Hit Is A Hit) (free) 00:45	info	download
12.	12 - CHAPTER TWO (Memoirs Of A Grade School Bully) 03:14	info	buy track
13.	13 - SKIT (Confrontation) (free) 00:30	info	download
14.	14 - OH YEAH! 01:24	info	buy track
15.	15 - SKIT (Time To Get Serious) (free) 00:21	info	download
16.	16 - GRANDMASTER THEO VS. KEVI-KEV ROCKWELL 03:12	info	buy track
17.	17 - SKIT (The Family Curse) (free) 00:33	info	download
18.	18 - INTERLUDE (God's Just Chillin') 01:55	info	buy track
19.	19 - SKIT (Ceremonial) (free) 00:05	info	download
20.	20 - THE BADDEST STORY EVER TOLD (Spider Baby) 01:36	info	buy track
21.	21 - SKIT (Absolutely Dreadful) (free) 00:27	info	download
22.	22 - ATOMIC HIGH 03:54	lyrics	buy track
(V1.) i started smoking weed back in 1987 thats when i first became theo and i stoppped being kevin/ My sister had a plant so I would pay her a visit & snip myself a couple clippings while she's in the bathroom pissing/ the next morn(ing) before school I twist the shit cracked my window a bit and used a paper clip to hold the spliff/ Now I'm stumbling through the school halls faded Bouncing off of walls & laughing @ kids that i hated/ It felt great so I continued to roast buying steadily from tony the receiver down at via post/ Back in the days Hash was all that we blazed cus it was pre-hydroponic so there was no such thing as the chronic/ dirt weed $30 bucks for 3 g's east side bramalea from the fleetwood hoods/ rolled a bud up in a pape & let a few guys try now all the grade nines want atomic highs/ (CHROUS) ATOMIC HIGHS FOR ALL THE GIRLS & GUYS I GOT THE LYE YOU WANNA BUY TO LEAVE YOU BAKED OR FRIED/ DON'T BE NERVOUS OR SHY I'LL SUPPLY THE CHOCOLATE THAI TO LEAVE YOU WITH THE RED EYES LOOKING UP AT BLU SKIES/ ATOMIC HIGHS FOR ALL THE GIRLS & GUYS I GOT THE LYE YOU WANNA BUY TO LEAVE YOU BAKED OR FRIED/ DON'T BE NERVOUS OR SHY I'LL SUPPLY THE CHOCOLATE THAI TO THE WHOLE GRADUATING CLASS OF NUKEM' HIGH/ (V2.) I loved to smoke but I was always dead broke So now I'm coming up with schemes to try & get a free toke/ Sold oregano to fools who didn't know any better Then went & bought myself the good shit with those dumb kids cheddar/ They wised up but I didn't give a fuck Cus now I got a new game collecting every bodies bucks/ Buy an Ounce at cost, sell these fools their little dimes not even knowing their supporting my habit the whole time/ Got a rep as "Mr.Dopeman" now I'm being scoped & the first to try to rush me or bust me is getting chokeslammed/ I need to get with the program & chill cus I can be low key & still move alot of kill/ Get some other kids to slang & still earn my slice Coming up with fancy names just so I can raise the price/ so please keep feeding me your money supply and I'll keep blowing minds with Atomic Highs/ (CHROUS) ATOMIC HIGHS FOR ALL THE GIRLS & GUYS I GOT THE LYE YOU WANNA BUY TO LEAVE YOU BAKED OR FRIED/ DON'T BE NERVOUS OR SHY I'LL SUPPLY THE CHOCOLATE THAI TO LEAVE YOU WITH THE RED EYES LOOKING UP AT BLU SKIES/ ATOMIC HIGHS FOR ALL THE GIRLS & GUYS I GOT THE LYE YOU WANNA BUY TO LEAVE YOU BAKED OR FRIED/ DON'T BE NERVOUS OR SHY I'LL SUPPLY THE CHOCOLATE THAI TO THE WHOLE GRADUATING CLASS OF NUKEM' HIGH/
23.	23 - SKIT (The Munchies) (free) 00:05	info	download
24.	24 - COMMERCIAL BREAK # 2 (Mc Dumpies) 01:01	info	buy track
25.	25 - CHAPTER THREE (Memoirs Of A High Shool Bully) 03:01	info	buy track
26.	26 - SKIT (A Few Questions) (free) 01:06	info	download
27.	27 - INTERLUDE II (P.S.A. on L.S.D.) 01:44	info	buy track
28.	28 - SKIT (A-Team Intro) (free) 00:27	info	download
29.	29 - THE A-TEAM 03:29	info	buy track
30.	30 - SKIT (Average Listener) (free) 00:44	info	download
31.	31 - COMMERCIAL BREAK # 3 (The 23 Club) (free) 00:46	info	download
32.	32 - CAN'T BE MOVED 03:55	info	buy track
33.	33 - RE-BIRTH FROM IGNORANCE 01:51	info	buy track
34.	34 - SKIT (Making Ammends) 01:25	info	buy track
35.	35 - CHAPTER FOUR (Memoirs Of A Hip-Hop Bully[Nobody Knows Me]) 03:54	info	buy track
36.	36 - SKIT (That's What You Call Me) (free) 00:15	info	download
37.	37 - INTERLUDE III (Who's The Greatest?) 02:08	info	buy track
38.	38 - ANNOY YOU 02:40	info	buy track
39.	39 - GUNS ARE FOR PUSSIES 01:57	info	buy track
40.	40 - SKIT (This Information) (free) 00:04	info	download
41.	41 - LOVE ILL (Featuring Lady B) 03:00	info	buy track
42.	42 - SKIT (Age Of Aquarius) (free) 00:28	info	download
43.	43 - GROWING (All The Time) 03:36	info	buy track
44.	44 - OUTRO (Final Thought) + [Bonus Hidden Track] 06:17	info	buy track

about

This vision originated in 2002 when I decided to start the writing process as all I had was pen & paper. I would write lyrics as well as jot down sample ideas that I wanted to use from music, movies, etc.

This went on for over 2 years until January 2004 came and I finally bought a computer off of my sister's boyfriend. I had recording software collecting dust for over 4 years that my good friend Greg Dawson from BWC Studios had hooked me up with back when we were recording our old band Grift's 6th & final album.

It was time to install all of the programs and move onto step two, making the music. Since I had two years worth of ideas written down it did not take me long to start producing track after track at a blistering rate. I really didn't want to cop-out as far as originality went with the music so I tried to limit the ammount of beats I sampled. Instead of taking the easy way out I opted to make my own beats, basslines, synths & more. I kept the jacking to a minimal, all though I could not resist for certain tracks.

Before I knew it 2 years had passed by and I had tons of songs. I had really adopted the true vision of where I wanted to go with this project and surprisingly alot of songs that had been years in the making ended up on the cutting room floor as I felt they did not fit with what I was trying to put together.

I wasn't really back to step one but I did backtrack and ended up with alot of empty holes that needed to be filled so once again I was writing songs & lyrics as well as creating new music. This brought me to the end of 2006 and I was finally finished with the exception of a handful of songs that I hadn't recorded vocals for.

There were also technical difficulties over the years. When my first computer died the replacement I got was not microphone friendly so I had a minor setback. After months of saving I bought a new soundcard and picked up where I left off.

In early Feb. 2007 my son Gabriel William Theodoropolus was born and I put down the mic to become a dad. Making music & recording was the last thing on my mind and the proof was in the pudding as I only made one song the entire year, entitled "2007" I also did a remix of "Your Time Is Up" for all the Cena haters but primarily I was focusing on fatherhood.

Before I knew it my son was 18 months old and the music bug was biting me in a big way, it was time to finally slay the beast. My best friend Jerry gave me a microphone he aqquired and that was all the flame I needed under my ass to get the vocals recorded for the last few unfinished songs.

When everything was said and done the excitement was in the air as I got to sit back and listen to the finished product in it's entirety, all 44 tracks & 80 minutes of it! There are alot of different sounds and vibes going on as it's been 6 years, 3 computers, 2 soundcards, 2 microphones, 4 pairs of headphones, 2 pairs of speakers and endless additions, rejections, re-writes & remixes, but FINALLY the baddest stories will be told! I finished up with the final mixes & masters just in time for the new year.

This truly is a book of my life in record format playing out in chronological order from the womb to the end of the year 2006. All of the songs revolve around myself growing up & the real life experiences I encountered, there are no fantasyland lyrics of cars, bling, bikini models and whatever other nonsense the media is shoving down the kids throats these days and trying to pass off as hip hop. Some may not consider this a hip hop record & some may not understand my method of "rap music" as I am very outside of the box but regardless I have done my best to bring rap back to what it has always been about, the art of story telling....
I hope you will enjoy my story!

Kabal

credits

released December 18, 2008

All music & lyrics written & produced by K.Theodoropolus except "Grandmaster Theo VS Kevy Kev Rockwell" co-produced by Mister P (M.Myre,K.Theodoropolus)
"Spider Baby" written by Jack Hill "Can't Be Moved" co-produced by The Blunt Brothers (B.Foss,Z.Foss,K.Theodoropolus) "Making Ammends" co-produced by A.K.(A.Koletic,K.Theodoropolus) "Guns Are For Pussies" produced by Silly Gilly & Bess Productions (G.Daradics, K.Theodoropolus) "Love Ill" co-produced by B-Rent & Lady B (B.Garland,R.Theodoropolus,K.Theodoropolus)
All songs (c) Midian Music / Necropolis Studios 2002-2008 / Mixed & Mastered by K.Theodoropolus .