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Crash Decisions

from Street Trash in 3​-​D by Street Trash

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“Crash Decisions”

produced by:
Mach Spitz
co-produced by: Kabal
contains a sample
from the song:
“Top Billin’”
by: Audio Two

lyrics

(V1.Burt)
I…Got no Cream but I’m pure dessert
Hit the bash with a baggie fulla stems and dirt
MC am I people call me Burt
And when I crash the party all the fools get hurt
Born with the sock hop radar the insight
The block rocking Neymar I got no invite
In sight lock and load loose a clip
You gots a table that’s a table I’ll flip
I catch the scent of a jam and go Shaggy
Floating feet through the sea nose’ll drag me
“Hello My name is” stickers in my pocket
Three square feet of dance floor, I rock it
I ain’t met a mini bar yet didn’t do me
Your roomie he knew me “he died, yo” sue me
Me at the hot spot is win big level
Fuck party animal, shindig devil
(CHORUS 1)
Bums n GOATS just drums and throats
Trash gonna crash all the pads and boats
We the baddest blokes with the maddest notes
Dad jokes smokin tokes in plaid cloaks
When the fad is broke well we the man you poke
And if yer fam is woke, hell I’m planning smoke
I give your nan a yoke and then I scam a coke
So hit the fan or choke and lemme croak….
(V2.Fred)
Feeling fucking froggy because we’re crashing your party
First I freshen up, a puff & splash of Bacardi
Unfortunate for you like the finger poke of doom
I’m the dude in the corner who be smoking up the room
Choking up a cutie who could suck me on the spot here
Approaching nervous asking how the fuck I even got here?
It’s none of your bees wax, she’s on her kneecaps
& you looking like a bitch so I’ll just hit you with B slaps
& if you’re dumb, you’ll ask why
Hit one punch your fool ass flies
Kool-Aid guy when I’m breaking your walls down
Like Youth of Today, but I’m 50 & fall down
Drunken in a stupid stupor kicking with my feet
Jumping in a stolen Uber sipping Sneaky Pete
With a trick up my sleeve,
Brother Burt he frowned to speak…
“Why the fuck did we leave?” Another party down the street!
(CHORUS 2)
Bums n’ GOATS just drums & throats
You picking through our literature for crumbs & quotes
& when it comes to smoke, I only blow best dope
This is for the hobos & the homeless folk
So take a moment for casualties, who croaked to tragedy
The code of the trash of streets, so full of savagery
& that’s my steez, spliff in hand I breathe
So hit the fan or leave and lemme wheeze…
(V3.Burt)
And I be in yer robe and I be on your phone
And you can roam the globe and I be in yer home
And I be in yer fridge and I be in your bar
And I be throwing up inside the family car
And I be in your bed and I be in your mom
And I be in the zone and I be super calm
And you be super pissed I be duper fash
There’s party in the hood, yo, Trash Gonna Crash!
Back in 98’ I was on display
Open bar at my girl’s soiree
All her work friends she wanted to impress
And me with a backpack full of sess
Well, I proceeded, bowls got heated
I took a piss down my pants all pleated
Puked on the buffet, shit in the yard
You throws a bash? Well the Trash goes hard
(CHORUS 1)
(V4.Fred)
I be kicking table legs, displaying my psycho ways
I be all up in your kitchen
blowing shit up in your microwave
I be the fool who be eating all your food
I be the roof jumping cannon baller
peeing in your pool
Be the Hurricane Theo, be Godzilla Monsoon,
I be the Terror coming condom
breaker in your Mom’s room
Be the baddest of the bunch, be the life of your party
Be the one flipping birds, with your wife on your Harley
Back in 88’ 7-11 was the place
Packs would congregate & there was heavenly dames
We would smoke & drink, while we lay in wait
& when the in-crowd split, then we would chase the bait
Escape the tailgate & lead us straight to a bash
Acting like I’m invited, but you know I came to crash
Never the less the last laughs once I pass your door frame
Your pad in more flames to ash from War Games
(CHORUS 2)

credits

from Street Trash in 3​-​D, released July 17, 2023
“Burt”(Mach Spitz)Cory McCallum
“Fred”(Kabal)Kevin Theodoropolus

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