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In This Corner...
00:57
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KFA(Keep Fucking Around)
03:53
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Keep Fuckin’round
& you’ll find out…
(V1.Burt)
Hey Guy, I’m not that guy
I don’t fold so please don’t try
Gold and platinum multiplied
Some suckas stepped and suckas died
Trash back and never sorted
Forget what the news reported
Arts and bidniss all get sported
Grimy fitness we record it
Yo, yer perfect for a snack
In my face and super wack
You hit first well I hit back
And you will not survive my smack
I’m walking the talk and I’m glockin the flock
The Burt and the Fred, the Kabal and the Mach
The awe and the shucks the awe and the shock
The fins and the sawbucks I keep in my sock
You propagate the hatin always waitin for a letdown
I’m setting down the sound
allowing tetes and vets to get down
Luck you always pushin it, face I’m always mushin it
Broke down couch slouch I ain’t about to cushion it
Back of the line I’m the Mandolinorian
Back to 89’ in my finest Delorean
I shoot and I score again, you make with the air ball
I’m the A-Hole gone AWOL put you through A WALL
Keep Fuckin’round
& you’ll find out…
(V2.Fred)
Pushing you through sheets of dry wall
1-6 syllables then eat your eye ball
Still prescribing inciting when I’m arriving
Booting fool biters who are rather conniving
Call it bad timing, a mad man climbing
Back into insanity’s saddle & battle rhyming
Tattle tale nation, rat out your neighbor
Instant gratification, combatting pure labour
A wise man once said “fuck around n’ find out”
Stride in my homestead, buck ya clown mind out
Or I can punt you straight through the window
Or Louisville bunts break through your shins though
Ultimate sin, with the devious grin
Ain’t even worth the time for words
so fuck your tedious skin
Because I told you before, so I’ll tell you again son
I don’t start trouble but I’m known to end some
Known to burst your bubble boy and then some
referendum, voting to bend one
Backwards in half like I’m Jason Voorhees
Cracking up laughs spiking face with door keys
Fork in these fools, like my name was Abby
Carving with tools getting jabbie-stabbie
Bleeding on the night sleep hugging the ground
You really wanna find out? Well, keep fucking around!
(OH YES!)
(V3.Burt&Fred)
Fuck around, find out, Trash joints get signed out
We blow your mind like a landmine, time out
Why? Why not? Filthy like Lynott
Jailbreak fucker, Boys back and I got
Fred yoooo, and Burt yoooo
I’m Bane yo, I’m his co-Bain like Kurt yo
Wanna bother? With the fathers?
We the scum getting hums from yer daughters
Ruthless & roofless, Truthful and toothless
You act the goof and we bake you like soufflés
Soufflés, vocal booth blaze
Six feet deep where your suit lays!
You push luck, so we push back
You attempt, so we attack
You drop rhymes, so we drop bombs
You catch flack, while we cop moms
(OH YES!)
Keep Fuckin’round
& you’ll find out…
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3. |
BFFs
03:42
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(V1.Fred)
I’m fixed up, flipped up, underfed & fed up
Fizzing up fun fatal concoctions to fuck my head up
Freezing cold, I feed the snow
Fiendishly froze, in a B-Boy pose
I found the foundation, funds are unfounded
Fingers up your females fanny find her dumb founded
Fuzzy black fade for-see future when I’m snoozing
Full steam fidelity now introducing…
A barn burning brawl at an arena near you
Fabulous Fred & Burt The Butcher,
tag team of the year, true!
But I block like Billy Smith & B will score like Mike Bossy
I’m more like burn out Floyd on bass, he’s more like Fozzy
Feeling fries at Five guys & got flocked by French guys
I five finger filet fuck-faces chopped to French Fries
Fork in em’, kill hurt, bash in your bitch head
Unforgivingly still Burt, & bastardly still Fred
(CHORUS x2)
Burt with the Bidniss, Fred with the Fitness
Both got busted, Fingering the witness
Fred fucked the bailiff, Burt fucked the jury
Batten up the hatches, Fatty snatchers getting blurry
(V2.Burt)
Basically I’m bombing barely balling on the beat scene
Barfing out the beats & blessing Bettys out they blue jeans
Ballyhoo bravado and the boys are back behind us
Bench brawling bullies on Broadway you’ll find us
Bottle breakers, the B boys and bakers
The Bunsen burnin’ beakers
barking bullshit from the bleachers
We the Beach bums-a-bleachin’ barriers we breaching
Bodyin’ buffoons, byotch get beseeching
(That’s a whole lotta B’s muthafucka blah blah blah….)
Beelzebub boasters bagels in the toaster
Beans on the back burn, the back bacon roasters
Bow to the bump yo we bringing all the biz
Chirps from the back row burps from the fizz
Beer bongers, baking up a big batch of bubbles
Banknote bandits balls deep in trouble
Barred from the barbershop, the bar-hoppin barons
With Bedlam for blocks with the boombox a-blarin’
(with the…)
(CHORUS x2)
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4. |
Crash Decisions
04:04
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(V1.Burt)
I…Got no Cream but I’m pure dessert
Hit the bash with a baggie fulla stems and dirt
MC am I people call me Burt
And when I crash the party all the fools get hurt
Born with the sock hop radar the insight
The block rocking Neymar I got no invite
In sight lock and load loose a clip
You gots a table that’s a table I’ll flip
I catch the scent of a jam and go Shaggy
Floating feet through the sea nose’ll drag me
“Hello My name is” stickers in my pocket
Three square feet of dance floor, I rock it
I ain’t met a mini bar yet didn’t do me
Your roomie he knew me “he died, yo” sue me
Me at the hot spot is win big level
Fuck party animal, shindig devil
(CHORUS 1)
Bums n GOATS just drums and throats
Trash gonna crash all the pads and boats
We the baddest blokes with the maddest notes
Dad jokes smokin tokes in plaid cloaks
When the fad is broke well we the man you poke
And if yer fam is woke, hell I’m planning smoke
I give your nan a yoke and then I scam a coke
So hit the fan or choke and lemme croak….
(V2.Fred)
Feeling fucking froggy because we’re crashing your party
First I freshen up, a puff & splash of Bacardi
Unfortunate for you like the finger poke of doom
I’m the dude in the corner who be smoking up the room
Choking up a cutie who could suck me on the spot here
Approaching nervous asking how the fuck I even got here?
It’s none of your bees wax, she’s on her kneecaps
& you looking like a bitch so I’ll just hit you with B slaps
& if you’re dumb, you’ll ask why
Hit one punch your fool ass flies
Kool-Aid guy when I’m breaking your walls down
Like Youth of Today, but I’m 50 & fall down
Drunken in a stupid stupor kicking with my feet
Jumping in a stolen Uber sipping Sneaky Pete
With a trick up my sleeve,
Brother Burt he frowned to speak…
“Why the fuck did we leave?” Another party down the street!
(CHORUS 2)
Bums n’ GOATS just drums & throats
You picking through our literature for crumbs & quotes
& when it comes to smoke, I only blow best dope
This is for the hobos & the homeless folk
So take a moment for casualties, who croaked to tragedy
The code of the trash of streets, so full of savagery
& that’s my steez, spliff in hand I breathe
So hit the fan or leave and lemme wheeze…
(V3.Burt)
And I be in yer robe and I be on your phone
And you can roam the globe and I be in yer home
And I be in yer fridge and I be in your bar
And I be throwing up inside the family car
And I be in your bed and I be in your mom
And I be in the zone and I be super calm
And you be super pissed I be duper fash
There’s party in the hood, yo, Trash Gonna Crash!
Back in 98’ I was on display
Open bar at my girl’s soiree
All her work friends she wanted to impress
And me with a backpack full of sess
Well, I proceeded, bowls got heated
I took a piss down my pants all pleated
Puked on the buffet, shit in the yard
You throws a bash? Well the Trash goes hard
(CHORUS 1)
(V4.Fred)
I be kicking table legs, displaying my psycho ways
I be all up in your kitchen
blowing shit up in your microwave
I be the fool who be eating all your food
I be the roof jumping cannon baller
peeing in your pool
Be the Hurricane Theo, be Godzilla Monsoon,
I be the Terror coming condom
breaker in your Mom’s room
Be the baddest of the bunch, be the life of your party
Be the one flipping birds, with your wife on your Harley
Back in 88’ 7-11 was the place
Packs would congregate & there was heavenly dames
We would smoke & drink, while we lay in wait
& when the in-crowd split, then we would chase the bait
Escape the tailgate & lead us straight to a bash
Acting like I’m invited, but you know I came to crash
Never the less the last laughs once I pass your door frame
Your pad in more flames to ash from War Games
(CHORUS 2)
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(V1.Burt)
Flow? Check it, gold bars I got em’
Hop scene wrecked from the top to the bottom
& the phone books shiver see the lyrics getting ripped
Tinker motherfucker you’se about to get gypped
I flip dumb fucks with the tongue twisting nunchucks
The fun buck it stops when I pop lungs and rake muck
You fake fucks are fickle, the trash friends are fiends
We spit ‘cycolpedias and shit magazines
Words are my weapons books are my bunkers
Roll with the Hair Poss, the Rock Ons, the Funkers
& No style’s a stranger, file under Danger
Step into my woods yo yer gonna need a ranger
Brained ya, shit on yer chest and fuckin stained ya
My math gets scary better carry the remainder
I’ll flunk a fuckface faster than a flash card
Straighten up n’ fly right or crash in the Trash yard
(CHORUS)
Call all the nurses, doctors and hearses
Surgeons and virgins get served by these verses
Clutch pearls and purses here come the curses
Run you fucks over the truck then reverses
Priest for the last rites beast mode we blast tight
Feast on the feets yes we steez by the gaslight
Mettle and we just might settle for an ass bite
Classic not classy Bizarro DiBiases
(CHORUS)
(V2.Hefty/Wizzy)
Straight outta left field
the left side my brain has been left sealed
1200 days with so many ways to harvest this deadly yield
Concealed, my mind is a weapon of mass obstruction
A superiorly classed production
of orgasmic verbal seduction
& I’m uninspired and tired of the quire of rappers required
to be admired on the map of desired fire when prior
to the mad style of the 7’s spoken guile
hip hop wasn’t just dying it was steeped in denial
Yeah yesterday existed but I don’t have to list it
Don’t sell the past while tomorrows flying off the shelves
I shoot these mouthpieces then I cut em’ up
Stop the red button to shut em’ up
Clean em’ up so they can’t interrupt
Your future with no answer how to fix it
No one’s looking at themselves but you click it
Be your own tomorrow brick by brick it
Live in the now you get fouled then free kick it
& don’t care if you’re invited to their picnic
(CHORUS)
(V3.Bronson)
Yo & if ya that concerned about other people's opinions
Then I can guarantee ya bank account has one zero in it
Lying through ya teeth you just tryna’ play the hero with it
Can’t bring the heat cuz you ain’t got the Dinero in it
I'm so feral with it yo I’m like an animal damage ya
As you panic my mans will break out the camera, yo
Shred you solo like Panama switch the pain to wrath
Red and white lashes im slashin’ like Van Halen’s axe
So perturbed I'm like the nerve that makes your brain react
Yo I got you stressin like that burner that you paid to wax
Ass backwards these wack rappers I shave ya wage like tax
Yo believe it roll with the demons
that what this rage attracts
Run the city so I had to build the tracks
Until the Lateral collapse it’s no pity like old fitty
You grandpa with the raps you face the giant defiant
Don't even save the date snake I bet you flake like psoriasis
(CHORUS)
(V4.Bill the Cop/Nick Duran)
It’s been 20 years but now I’m back
I’m like a phoenix rising from the ashes, ready to attack
Nah, I’m kidding. I’m 40+ and growing the grays
toddler hangin off my hip for half of my days
Yeah, I’m getting older but I’m still a soldier
and some say that age is in the eye of the beholder
I’m still spittin dope rhymes, still hittin punchlines
Burnin all the them sucker Mc’s and leavin tan lines
You next best god bless (oh yes)
Usually overcome with great success
I break necks and sleep in sheds
My flop? Your solarium when you’re at the lake
I pawned your rake, my clothes disintegrate
Decrepit man cruff, grip fliff quick
& rip unsolicited scripts, I flip sick
Original itinerant, most belligerent
Feed on my steez G’s and follow with a dinner mint
(CHORUS)
(V5.Fred)
Kicking a few bricks while I sift through the rubble
Pissing on the precipice who gifted you the trouble?
Some are at the gate & soon some will cook in Hell
Another Mother at the wake
because her dumb son took the L
There’s no flattery in nagging to battle me
I’m like a stray alley cat so put me in a bag and rattle me
Throw me in the pit & watch me make a lot of room
I be going ape shit because I got the boom boom(bap)
Bappetite for destruction…
For shit to get a bit more lit, y’all gotta commit
B&Es, burglaries, & grand larceny
But when the smoke clears
& you appear you’ll stand heartlessly
I hand art in the trash can, set ablaze
Keep it 150 proof, truth nowadays
Always gotta go Berserk mode,
never giving no fucks though
Because I wanna blow the world up like Techno Destructo
(CHORUS)
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6. |
Po' Boys
03:27
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(V1.Burt)
Punk, the vet gets to foaming
Slicin’ up grown men though twice as unknown then
Dice ears off a Roman who’s lax with the lending
Flow with the facts every moment I’m bending
Showman attacks and there’s no man defending
Snowman my tracks and I glow never ending
Po’ man on wax but the snacks I be vending
Satisfy souls, fuck bright lights and trending
My verbs are herbal, my nouns nutritious
My lines are sermons, takedowns are vicious
Beats be delicious, flow finger lickin’
Fowl fucks plucked, duckin’ nunchucks and kickin’
Too wrong for radio, too right to quit
I do right the shit that yer crew likes to hit
‘Hind your back, kid, potions the lotion in the basket
So under, son, I look up at yer casket
(Ooh, that’s way way way under)
Pockets linty, rockin the Dinty
More hints than a red tinted fish committee
Commit Me, suckas tryna hit me
Like I’m a log and all these troglodytes are tryna flint me
They miss me, friend hug to kiss me
Daggers at the ready but the backpack defends me
Scrambling for dough all I gots what you lend me
Offends me I’m sick as shit you canna mend me
It’s tempting attempting to bend me to fence me
Po’ but dense G heavy like Dempsey
Jack dick not Patrick I gat quick
Sad sack hicks in the guts watch em’ backflip
Rap slick, still the coffers looking wack kid
Offers coming in but yo the bottom line is lacking
Packin’ lip smackin tracks from the heart yo
Back wrecked & jobbin’ everyday to pay for art yo
(V2.Fred)
Knock your ass down, drop your glass jaw
Rock a Dad bod, call me Mad Dog
Swigging on Mad Dog picking padlocks
Digging in trash bags nipping ham hocks
2 bums 1 bottle in a sandbox
Another bash at the beach with the trash of the streets
We Po’ of the poorest, No stroll in the forest
In the concert jungle, stone cold & malnourished
I shoot the gift, I loot your spliff
I scoop some thrift, I use my grift
Snatch tabs & run, conman to ex-con
Flashbacks like Bronson back in Viet Nam
Calm on the outside, burning inside
Need a ride to south side I fucking jump the turnstile
No bed, wrecked car or sleep in the gutter
All I need a loaf of bread and a jar of peanut butter
Walked down to Ed’s & swiped a bottle of Viper
& swapped it for your Sneaky Pete
A whole lotta bums pass the bottle in a cypher
& now they all got leaky feet
Drippy droppin’ bubbling fizzing
Shit & slop & guts be pissing
Hobo globs & Dayglo crimson
Phone the cops but the they won’t listen
Day old donuts by the dozen
Way mo’ important than your cousin
Blank with hatred they’re fuckin’ Dilberts
I’m frankly still Fred, he’s bluntly still Burt
Po’ Boyz, we be the Po’ Boyz
S.T. Is the Po’ Boyz, we be the Po’ Boyz’
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Chill
03:17
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(V1.Fred)
So many clowns now, drowned out, Uptown, downtown
Somehow, Dumbfounded, they can’t find and answer
Stressing every blessing until they give themselves cancer
Now a Necromancer in antlers chanting banter & dancing
Can’t save ya still, on your back sick in the bed awhile
You’re finally chill, but on a slab kissing a necrophile
Meanwhile, I’m like, beyond laid back
Me never sweating anything is all straight facts
I’m Super Chill like Clarke Kent
in the Daily smoking 20 fatties
No Lois Lane or Special Lady but I poke plenty baddies
I was Chilly Willy chilling eating chili cheese fries
Sealed a chillin’ little slimmie in my Billy Dee eyes
See through em’ in 3-D, it’s sort of Yoda force
So you can keep your HPV & your worry warts
What you expect I don’t sweat shit and barely perspire
And you know I gotsta chill until I’m buried, expired
(HOOK)
Y’all motherfuckers need to chill for rill
The ill Dr Filth and Nurse Wretched with the scrip to fill
Pay a buck, stay the fuck out my grill
Yo guy we serious, chill
Y’all motherfuckers need to chill for rill
Fred with the sour cream Burt with the dill
Chip dipping hippers ripping hoppers staying still
Fuck Sisyphus you dissin this? Chill
Y’all muthafuckas need to chill, for real
Don’t incite us til’ were Tyson cus’ we’re licensed to ill
If you pushing on my buttons g
I’m mushing you to mutton meat
Dude, seeeeeriously, chill
Y’all muthafuckas need to chill for real
Fred with a burp of herbal Burt with purple pills
Feather ruffling the buzzards
& your gizzards are our lunches
Listen up chumps I’ll tell you something, chill
(V2.Burt)
Hold up, put your soles up don’t fold up
Long drags indeed from the weed Freddy rolled up
Life rolls you grabs you by the bell and tolls you
Fucked up is a magnet ask yer whole crew
We the opposite peep a chair and cop a sit
Make each other laugh it’s the whole reason we be droppin shit
True hero, the Theodoropolus
He couldn’t give a fuck if anybody’s even copping this
No stopping this, self-medication
It’s a health situation vocational vacation
The coolest dope fly motherfuckers we know
You play men’s league, right? You’ll never make the show
We keep gigging and giggling despite that
And stay calm as fuck, why the hell you wanna slight that?
Fight back? Nope! we too busy writing
And wronging and songing (& don’t forget bonging!)
Gonging ourselves off with ding dong behavior
All dressed fuckers yeah we dabble every flavour yeah
The savior saving y’all chumps from your stress
Take 2 S.T.Deez nuts & 3 pounds of cess
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8. |
The YoPoPo
05:17
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(CHORUS x2)
This sounds like a job for the YoPopo
Yo You got the right, remain silent
Not a bird not a plane just the YoPopo
Stop wil’in less these blue boys get violent
(V1.Burt)
Block party stopper, better call the copper
Packin up the Reggie’s I’ma smoke em’ like a popper
Every tale a whopper, rhyme dropping show stopper
Jackin even stevens from Spielberg to Cropper
In walks a knownot hiphoppin robot
Talking bout my mots all the vocab his flows got
Shits about to go hot, fists high to and fro
I don’t fuck around you try to clown me with the YoPopo
The YoPopo, hip hop police
Self appointed self anointed rap Cochise
Full o’ shit fuckers on the fringe always creeping
Perpetrating hate mate, straight gate keeping
No uniform nahhh, they undercover scum
Drop anything fresh out the cracks they come
With the this ain’t that ain’t you ain’t a spittin
Never seen a hot pot they didn’t wanna shit in
Fuck yer badge I’m the baddest in the burbs
Fuck yer clubs cuz’ I’m the maddest with the verbs
Fuck yer boot yo I ain’t gonna lick it
Fuckin shoot quick kid cuz I’m about to kick it
Fuck yer rap laws and hip hop rules
Cuz’ I’m the leader of the pack
and I’m smacking all the schools
Fuck yer judge puffy cuffs wigs and juries
Black list me, missed me, meet fists of the fuckin’ furies
(CHORUS x2)
(V2.Fred)
I bust through cuffs, can’t no cell hold me
Your point of view sucks
don’t give a damn what you told me
You’re no puritan, swerving joints pulling in
Samaritans serving me with an all points bulletin
Feeling me or shat on me, it doesn’t really matter see
I do this for my sanity and not for you to flatter me
Keepers of the gate, creeping up with hate
Stay on repeat & I appreciate the free plays
Dying to create I got a blade of gold slaying foes
Try & seal my fate, but as the old saying goes
Opinions are like assholes & everybody has one
Most are full of shit so you can go ahead and blast son
Because I really don’t give two fucks
Most of these critics won’t live it, true cucks
YoPoPo wanna gotta trash funky
Flow to beats on your head with a bottle of Brass Monkey
You can’t police hip hop you can’t police rap
Peeps doing shit they want & you’re sad to see that
Haters hate though right? Prepare to paint more songs
Because there ain’t no right and yo there ain’t no wrong
Keep calm rapping away, clapping back
on the attack of your lame ass
Smack your hat off, snatch ya chain fast
Trash of the streets, we the last of the free
Do whatever we want & have the last laugh puffin trees
(CHORUS x2)
(V3.Paulie The Wino)
A.C.A.B. A.C.A.B. all cops are bastards
Pass me this mic and this rhyme flow I’ll master
Think faster moving right past yer
Lyrical gun in my hand when I blast’ yer
When I catch 'yer they’ll be hell to pay
Yopopo wouldn’t have it now any other way
When you see them lights flash
get the fuck out of the way
If you see them coming for you
It’s on your knees and pray
Now who the fuck are you to tell me what to do
I never take direction from dem boys in blue
If it's Up against the walls,
Then it's come and lick these balls
You could never hold me in room with bars for walls
so keep your little laws I’ll sharpen these claws
I’m the one who’ll leave you with all those pretty scars
make way for the new captain Let's make it happen
You're flapping you lips when we know you’re steadily cappin
You got the wrong reaction now it's time for some action
You'll be the one now who’s left out in traction
it’s a starts chain reaction
With very little time for satisfaction
I’ll break it down to fractions
You made the wrong transaction
This is interaction means addition by subtraction
Well take over the world with this new world order faction
i swear I didn’t try and break the law, just kind happened?
(CHORUSx2)
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9. |
Rags to Rags, Too
03:03
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(CHORUS)
1 Chubby white guy with a beard and a dream
1 skinny white weirdo, goat looking mean
Got a raison d’être, blaze you betcha
Plays for days lay chumps on a stretcha
Drop bumps the lumps seem to catch ya
Dump bums but son we gonna get ya
Latency? No lags, patients see toe tags
Street Trash mo rags and mo rags and mo rags
[Pure shag and sipping outta bags
Mo’ hags, tap any tail that wags
Dope snags, been saving up for Zags
Street trash go rags to rags to rags]
(V1.Fred)
I was born in dirt, I was born to lose
I come from nothing
I was born to hurt, I refuse
I live to win for something
Not the monkeys on my clavicles
A matter of factual fool
A Dummy for cracking rules
& batter with tactical tools
Practical to gradually striving for a better me
Talking bout’ a salary from climbing out the gutter
Be no rags to riches, still be bagging bitches
Until the magic switches, & then they’re dragged in ditches/
You don’t really need cash, with a pure & free heart
& if you ain’t been street trash you sure ain’t street smart
Charter hard times while I barter for my dark life
Others might fly, I might slumber in the park, might…
Snooze on a bench catch some zzzzzz’s in a couch store
Chew that bitch Life’s snatch clean till’ my mouth sore
Going for gusto and chasing for gold
& the old folklore cliches we’re all told
(CHORUS)
(V2.Burt)
I was born a nerd and I didn’t really change
Scorn I heard but my soul I didn’t rearrange
Kinda mangy, fine with the scruff
Took all the guff and I shook off the rough stuff
Scene shifter met with the Grifter
Zin in the bins and some gin in the snifter
Saw peeps reinventing their steezes
I still flow like the Po bro of Jesus
Burt Christ I deliver the hurt twice
Shirts tight cuz I eat mad dessert, right?
And all the pert tight titties got licked
And all the dirt bag ditties got kicked
Spawned two trashies, teach now my lessons
Don’t step, keep fuckin round, quit Messin
Mouldy like old cheese still we the OGs
Bold in our tin crowns suckers never hold these
(CHORUS)
Pure shag and sippin outta bags
Mo’ hags, tap any tail that wags
Dope snags, been saving up for Zags
Street trash go rags to rags to rags
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(V1.Burt)
Two cans of grouches, ten cans of viper
Fuck Donald D, Trash syndicate sniper
Rowdy like Piper, crowd likes the cypher
Said it before I’m the Fly Biz 4 Lifer
Try me & I just might finish with a bite, cuz
Owp owp, nom nom, say goodnight cuz
Bottom of the barrel, Sodom and Gamaro
I’m feral, apparently I’m robbing yer Camaro
Bitchinnnn’, don’t even step to the kitchen
Suckas go canary soon enough they go for stitchin’
Snitches, tryna throw shade on my riches
Two vets’ a crew with two sets of gitches
Hitchin’ yer horse to my wagon gets a dragging
Paddle mother fuckers tryna sip from the flagon
Imagine the tragedy, tag Fred and Burt’n
Messin wif da trash old bags catch a hurtin’
(HOOK)
We separate the great from all the wanna be…ST!
We educate the haters cuz there’s gonna be…ST!
We infiltrate the underground economy…ST!
We flow this like Moses this hip hop Duder-onomy…ST!
(CHORUS)
Best guess the lesson and quit Messin wif da trash
Spliff Smith and Wesson and we smoke yer sorry ass
Sweep up yer ashes but we keep your clothes and cash
Best get to steppin and quit Messin wif da trash
(V2.Fred)
Messing with the Trash? You’re better stepping to a leper
Second guessing with your ass?
Assault & peppering you schelppers
Never not vibe-ing, sleek & dark
See me walk by cross the street or sleep in the park
Cuz’ who needs a band when the beat is going off on em’?
Who need these hands when
my feet gonna stomp someone?
Who be the man sipping Diplomatico rum
Pimping never simping still be living in a trash dump
I’m really not one for boasting, a braggart
But I railed your hot mom & left her soaking in maggots
Choking my hazard, showed me that she dead rich
Roped in your daughter, now she call me Daddy Fred, bitch
Regan barf & shat your bed dressing
Look if you really wanna do this
I’ll get Martha Splatterhead messy
Bless you with a snot sneeze & see this as my ending
Best to stop please & seize M-E-S-S-I-N-G
(HOOK)(CHORUS)
Na na na na na na quit Messin wif da trash
Na na na na na na quit Messin wif da trash
Na na na na na na quit Messin wif da trash
Na na na na na na quit Messin wif da trash
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Heel Turn!
05:00
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(V1.Fred)
I was the luchadore you searching for
yearning more hardcore
The bell goes “Ding!” Fuck the ring
I take you out onto the hard floor
Pile drive like Ray “The Crippler” Stevens
Slip in even flow DDT’s like Raven did to Dreamer
Non believers find their femurs in a figure four leg-lock
Big boss man raising hell in a cellblock
Break you hook & shooting, stretch ya, holds until you tap
Or make you look stupid just for opening your yap
Laughing while I train, endorse the low blows
Crack a smile at your pain but never corpsing in promos
Never break kayfabe fingertips tape blades
Abdullah the Butcher with the hepatitis trade game
Embrace foreign objects, back handed instruments
& slice you up worse than the mass transit incident
No Polo with Johnny brood the flock like Scotty Levy
Blackest Hart like I’m Owen
because the hood fucking with me heavy
I’ll take your title cus’ there’s fuck all else to do
Suicidal homicidal genocidal like Sabu
Your Baby face turns blue, swerving all ya, heel turns
Spewing green mist & serving fireballing heat burns
Smack you with a broomstick, smash you with an acoustic
Slap Nuts, fisticuffs, stiff jabs & uppercuts
Dodging botchamania, fatal chest chops
“Kamisama” like Karl Gotch with crotch cradle head drops
Big Dick Dudley with testicular fortitude
Introduce your head to coconut
like you was Jimmy Snuka dude
I’m higher than Hayabusa, diving off a giant Buddha
Zandig rooftop choke-slamming wife abuser
If I could change a day I’d hide and wait for him to come
& stick the fucking blade inside Invader #1 (HUSS!)
Feel the furry boots like Frank Goodish I’m King Kong
But never goin’ out as if my name was Benoit
(Chorus x2)
Lowdown dastardly dirty double dealers
Bottom of the deck dudes dosing at the peelers
Got em by the neck shoot first ask never
Mad dad bad ass fast masked and clever
HEEL TURN!
(V2.Burt)
We fucking figure five you til’ yer leg is gone
Bumble Bee-yotch I gotcha like I’m megatron
Transforming my hands forming uzis
Dance floor suckers catch some lead fucking doozies
Bruise like the Brody ruse like I’m Brady
Rude like I’m Rick on my dick there’s a lady
Lewd like a lecher, food like a lector
Lex like a Luger, wrecked neck collector
Inevitable victor, victor from that soap show
Fishhooking motherfuckers then a lowblow
Cuz I’m the no-no bro kiss and wink
No one’ll miss ya when I mist ya like the Missing link
Baron Von Raschke, sheik like I’m I-Ron
Ted like I’m Bundy I count 5 and pile on
Cagey like Fuji brains like I’m Bobby
Meet me in the ring before I beat you in the lobby
Macho like Randy Rock like Muraco
Nacho like Chico get chipped like a taco
Bam I’m the Gordy fab fucking free bird
Rowdy like Rod always gotta get the last word
Slick like a rev’rend rich like DiBiase
More flare than Ric, classier than Blassie
Slimy like Jake working angles like Kurt
Brass knuckle suckers put em back in my shirt
No need for belts all yer welts are my pleasure
These pythons here way too big to fucking measure
Toothpick flicker the original razor
Dropping suckers on they necks like the blazer
Fuck off I’m Volkoff and this is the anthem
Stand for the flag, our names ya they chant them
Street Trash chilluns, villains as such
Black shirts and Camo blammo with a Camel clutch!
(Chorus x2)
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(V1.Burt)
Never caught glockin’ never cock blockin’
Ever crock pottin’ the feets and the stockings of
Steppers onion broth chock with peppers
So many docs in my stock it’s like they British lepers
No need for a piece when yer greasy
Finish motherfuckers and it’s easy believe me
See me fear me don’t get fucking near me
Stockhomey Syndrome when domes fucking hear me
They start to cheer me despite the warnings
Soon enuff things gone wrong then they mourning
The loved ones snuffed like a catholic candle,
Mathlete’s mantles full of full sandals
Grime Minister, prime time sinister
Bottom line signer, big cheese administer-ing
Justice just us trust us to bust one
Burt with dessert feed you six feet of dust cuz…
(CHORUS 1)
I’m trash like that, smoke hash like that,
drop ash like that, I cop cash like that,
I dine and dash like that, in a flash like that,
I hide my stash like that, I party crash like that…
spud mash like that, rock the clash like that,
hulk smash like that, I fill the gash like that,
I dish and slash like that, I be the bash like that,
I rhyme rash like that, because I’m trash like that!
(V2.Fred)
Never not gifted, rob & shoplifted
Can’t remember never not conning, not grifting
Running in reverse & snatch your purse
Never see me coming like The Flash, you curse
Bratwurst for breakfast straight out the trash can
Thin & getting slimmer thinner & straight out of cash man
Home made of card board, bed made of hard floor
My pillow is some Brillo & my sheet is a rusty car door
& that’s not just because I’m “so damn tough”
I’m probably half nuts from all the propane huffed
Gas rags & stuff, glue bags and such
Look strange & gruff, loose change I clutch
Scoops dames that are drunk
& take em’ back to the collision yard
Another hardened hobo party
running train position guard
If the shoe fits the feet or the foot in the boot…
“Treat em like a prostitute”
(V3.Fred & Burt)
Lookie here 5-0 is sniffing round about the still night
Another dead hooker found down on the hillside
Boss drops a wad with a nod and a glare
Because they stay paid off, so the cops don’t care
Now it’s back to business, brash decisions
They whacked the witness, the Trash has risen
Incidentally took the fall, so I’m yelling fuck it all,
Because if it wasn’t for bad luck
I wouldn’t have no luck at all
bargain bin bumpers straight dropping thumpers
Best watch yer dumpers plumpers catching humpers
Janky like the matrix still hitting jumpers
Wrecked and effective still shaking rumpers
Chumps keep flossing, bling like a boss &
Don’t mean nuffin’ if you stuffed in a coffin
Shits sad yo yer flow needs some fluvox
Steezed by some geezers in a blue box
Cuz’ we Trash like that…
(CHORUS 2)
I’m Street Trash like that, I’ll beat your ass like that,
I’ll eat your cat like that, I beat the brat like that,
I’m talking shit like that, dropping hits like that,
Tab in lip like that, man, I trip like that,
Steal your bitch like that, until I ditch like that,
I wield spliffs like that, & shield my lips like that,
Skate & thrash like that, hate & bash like that,
Forever crass & that’s that, because I’m trash like that!
YA SLAGS!
(as if you didn’t say “I button mash like that”)
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13. |
In That Corner...
00:46
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