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“Heel Turn!”

produced by:
Mach Spitz
co-produced by: Kabal
contains samples from:
All Japan Pro Wrestling archives
& “Rags 2 Rags” by:
Street Trash

lyrics

(V1.Fred)
I was the luchadore you searching for
yearning more hardcore
The bell goes “Ding!” Fuck the ring
I take you out onto the hard floor
Pile drive like Ray “The Crippler” Stevens
Slip in even flow DDT’s like Raven did to Dreamer
Non believers find their femurs in a figure four leg-lock
Big boss man raising hell in a cellblock
Break you hook & shooting, stretch ya, holds until you tap
Or make you look stupid just for opening your yap
Laughing while I train, endorse the low blows
Crack a smile at your pain but never corpsing in promos
Never break kayfabe fingertips tape blades
Abdullah the Butcher with the hepatitis trade game
Embrace foreign objects, back handed instruments
& slice you up worse than the mass transit incident
No Polo with Johnny brood the flock like Scotty Levy
Blackest Hart like I’m Owen
because the hood fucking with me heavy
I’ll take your title cus’ there’s fuck all else to do
Suicidal homicidal genocidal like Sabu
Your Baby face turns blue, swerving all ya, heel turns
Spewing green mist & serving fireballing heat burns
Smack you with a broomstick, smash you with an acoustic
Slap Nuts, fisticuffs, stiff jabs & uppercuts
Dodging botchamania, fatal chest chops
“Kamisama” like Karl Gotch with crotch cradle head drops
Big Dick Dudley with testicular fortitude
Introduce your head to coconut
like you was Jimmy Snuka dude
I’m higher than Hayabusa, diving off a giant Buddha
Zandig rooftop choke-slamming wife abuser
If I could change a day I’d hide and wait for him to come
& stick the fucking blade inside Invader #1 (HUSS!)
Feel the furry boots like Frank Goodish I’m King Kong
But never goin’ out as if my name was Benoit
(Chorus x2)
Lowdown dastardly dirty double dealers
Bottom of the deck dudes dosing at the peelers
Got em by the neck shoot first ask never
Mad dad bad ass fast masked and clever
HEEL TURN!
(V2.Burt)
We fucking figure five you til’ yer leg is gone
Bumble Bee-yotch I gotcha like I’m megatron
Transforming my hands forming uzis
Dance floor suckers catch some lead fucking doozies
Bruise like the Brody ruse like I’m Brady
Rude like I’m Rick on my dick there’s a lady
Lewd like a lecher, food like a lector
Lex like a Luger, wrecked neck collector
Inevitable victor, victor from that soap show
Fishhooking motherfuckers then a lowblow
Cuz I’m the no-no bro kiss and wink
No one’ll miss ya when I mist ya like the Missing link
Baron Von Raschke, sheik like I’m I-Ron
Ted like I’m Bundy I count 5 and pile on
Cagey like Fuji brains like I’m Bobby
Meet me in the ring before I beat you in the lobby
Macho like Randy Rock like Muraco
Nacho like Chico get chipped like a taco
Bam I’m the Gordy fab fucking free bird
Rowdy like Rod always gotta get the last word
Slick like a rev’rend rich like DiBiase
More flare than Ric, classier than Blassie
Slimy like Jake working angles like Kurt
Brass knuckle suckers put em back in my shirt
No need for belts all yer welts are my pleasure
These pythons here way too big to fucking measure
Toothpick flicker the original razor
Dropping suckers on they necks like the blazer
Fuck off I’m Volkoff and this is the anthem
Stand for the flag, our names ya they chant them
Street Trash chilluns, villains as such
Black shirts and Camo blammo with a Camel clutch!
(Chorus x2)

credits

from Street Trash in 3​-​D, released July 17, 2023
“Burt”(Mach Spitz)Cory McCallum
“Fred”(Kabal)Kevin Theodoropolus

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