Hurricane Theo (Pure Kane Redux)

from Tales From The Mix Tape vol​.​3 by Kabal

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HURRICANE THEO
(Pure Kane Redux)

Mixed & Produced by:
Kabal (Kevin Theodoropolus)
Contains samples from the songs:
"Pure Kane Nigga" by: Kokane,
"Kool Is Back" by: Funk, Inc.,
"Cramp Your Style" by:
All the People & Robert Moore,
"Who Am I? (What's my name?)"
by: Snoop Doggy Dogg,
& "The Rep Grows Bigger"
by: Gang Starr
(c)Midian Music 2020

lyrics

"HURRICANE THEO"

(HOOK)
Hurricane Theo yeah that's the one,
From South Central Bramalea, ain't packing no gun/
So when you pimp or when you play,
For Heaven's sake don't make a mistake/
Hurricane Theo that's the one,
Hurricane Theo get the job done/
Cold kicking like this y'all like that y'all
Like that-a-like that-a-like that y'all,
Have a spliff rolled before the outro
& dropping funky dope lyrics on your ass bro/
(V1.)
Let me get a sip of your slurpee, I dont got herpes,
Squeezing out tracks like giving purple nerpies/
Sick of rhymes from the mind that ain't really true,
doing my own thing like the King Willie New/
Not a K-mart store but I give your money's worth and more,
Not some sell out sex shit about a dumb whore/
I dont care about dough just be showing my skills,
Roll me any track and I'll smoke it like kill/
Got the zippo for the everlasting flame,
But fuck the Olympics I ain't playing no game/
Back in 87' is when I started to bust,
2 videos on much(music)but never rocked electric circus/
Arsenio, Conan, Oprah or Lettermann,
cold heart breaker and I never gave a damn/
Just here for the beer, boom, bitches and the ride,
& break on through to the newest side/
Of the oldschool, straight outta suburbia,
Step to me wrong I'm gonna be burning ya/
Concerning yourself with what the fuck I be doing,
but dont worry about it as I'm straight up persuing/
My goals, dreams, plots, schemes,
One man team since I was 15/
Seems when you're original the interest is minimal,
But still I won't lie, or smile for buys/
No clean shaven face no clothes from the gap,
I'd rather makes tracks in my lab and be anonymous/
Euronymous astonishes I'm Kevin Theodoropolus,
to topple this acropolis you're gonna need an army plus/
The calvary, air force, anybody near,
when I'm hear show respect and lend a muthafuckin ear/
It's clear you ain't game to my name I got fame,
as the man that the law came to claim/(what's my muthafuckin name?)
(HOOK)
(V2.)
Shots ring out in a barroom fight,
The crowd blaming me I'm the only one who's white/
3 chumps on the ground no gun in my hand,
was only robbing the register I hope you undertand/
Me and my man hit the town and cruised around,
we had no idea what kind of shit would go down/
Red and blue lights and the cops pulled us over,
like the time before that and the time before that/
It was known I could K.O. a pig with one punch,
but I didn't talk about it all that much/
Got away to the sticks, never clicked no trigger,
to the good old hicks I'm just that crazy wigger/
Out of state, getaways plates, strange traits,
drawing heat on the street if I show this face/
The ghetto in flames gotta fight for my name,
hurricane Theo, 5-0 came to claim/
Running the game they need someone else to blame,
Fame from a trigger “the rep grows bigger”/
So they figure they’re gonna do a favor,
For society, but you’re lying see/
Cos’ you got no evidence, fingerprints, witnesses,
Who saw me that night damn right my skin is white/
Some Gentleman Jim got me pinned, for triple murder,
I don’t deserve it, straight getting swerved kid/
Stir me in the oven like you’re cooking gumbo,
Should of stuck to wrestling like Hulk or Mike Rotunda/
Sitting check-mated in the place most hated,
Should of hung from my bunk n’ go out like a punk/
Out of luck, locked up, guts cramping and curled,
When I could of been the champion of the world.../
(HOOK)

credits

from Tales From The Mix Tape vol​.​3, released October 20, 2019
Kabal (K.Theodoropolus)

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